Services

All of our trees are available for purchase, in the fullness of time. Simply click the button below if you wish to purchase one of our great towering giants of nature, at least the ones whose time has come to leave the nest and go out into the great wide world.
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We are available on a limited basis for the removal of vast quantities of trees, should the need arise. Of course, this would require a certification from a tree doctor that they are rabid or otherwise in distress, and thus need to be culled. We are a world renowned tree removal service as well as far. Often we find our best trees during these hunts. Click the button below to see about current availability.
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Every year, we carefully harvest the children of our many wonderful beasts. These are available for free, should you prove worthy of their bounteous power. Click the button below to judge your worth automatically.
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Horrible creatures. We will take them off your hands, begrudgingly. They are an important part of the tree life cycle. Click the button below and we will take a peak out back to see if there's room in the hopper for more, at the moment.
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